apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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