His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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