she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He shit in the fireplace
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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