I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
