Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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