You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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