I cockslap morals
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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