But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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