Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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