she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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