what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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