The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Randomize
