your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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