history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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