absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
is it fun? or sober?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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