I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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