So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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