.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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