Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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