Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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