ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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