Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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