They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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