just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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