are you so shy because you have an std?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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