let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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