Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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