Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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