if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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