As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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