Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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