Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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