Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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