He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
