we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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