That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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