I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
