some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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