You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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