Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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