Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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