It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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