Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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