I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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