somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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