I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Someone came in the potted fern
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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