He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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