R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
They took my balls.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize
