bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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