I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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