I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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