He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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